Robert Safuto

My cat is very strange indeed
Now this is oh so true
For if you met my crazy cat
You would know it too

She eats from the table and drinks from the sink
Sometimes it drives me to the brink
She steals my watch and swats at the air
And looks as if she does not care

The life of a cat can be a good one
Especially here in my house
But I wish that cat would do her job
And catch that freakin mouse!